There’s this woman who works at the grocery store I go to. She’s super cute, and she flirts with me every time I go in there. Today she was especially flirty, giving me The Look and calling me sweetheart. So I flirted back. The Valkyrie thinks I should ask for her phone number next time. I would be tempted if I didn’t hate my body so much. I know she sees me probably as a butch lesbian, and she obviously doesn’t mind me being overweight, but I can’t even take my shirt off during sex. Too complicated for the average person. Plus add in the trans thing, the poly thing, and the crazypants thing… Yeah, too complicated. But I’ll still flirt with her. She’s pretty.