Checkers is seriously fucked up.

I forgot to write about this yesterday.  MIL and I attempted to get an iced tea at the Checkers drive-thru.  We had never been there before.  The results were baffling and hilarious.

Me: I’d like a medium unsweet tea, please.

Cashier: We’re out of medium cups, but I could give you a small for the price of the medium.

Me: What?

C: I said, I could give you a small for the price of the medium.

Me: But a small is… smaller…

C: For sweet tea we charge more for the small.

Me: I said unsweet.  Okay, I’ll take a small unsweet with a Sweet n’ Low, please.

C: We don’t have any sugar or sweeteners here.

Me: Screw this.  [pulls out of drive-thru]

What the fucking fuck.  Because…  huh?  At least we got a good laugh out of it…

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