I forgot to write about this yesterday. MIL and I attempted to get an iced tea at the Checkers drive-thru. We had never been there before. The results were baffling and hilarious.
Me: I’d like a medium unsweet tea, please.
Cashier: We’re out of medium cups, but I could give you a small for the price of the medium.
C: I said, I could give you a small for the price of the medium.
Me: But a small is… smaller…
C: For sweet tea we charge more for the small.
Me: I said unsweet. Okay, I’ll take a small unsweet with a Sweet n’ Low, please.
C: We don’t have any sugar or sweeteners here.
Me: Screw this. [pulls out of drive-thru]
What the fucking fuck. Because… huh? At least we got a good laugh out of it…